Brian Giles Fact #15


In a recent press conference, the Vatican released their plan to build a new temple that will allow devoted Catholics and Christians (people of other faiths need to register with the Vatican's Office of Giles Affairs in order to secure a pass to the new temple) to come and worship the newly sainted San Diego Padres outfielder Brian Giles. The construction of the Temple of Giles will be finished by 2012, and the Vatican has planned a year-long holiday to pay tribute to Giles and the opening of the new temple.