In 2001, in a game against the Chicago Cubs, Brian Giles hit the ball with so much velocity, that it immediately killed, upon impact, an unsuspecting and unemployed Cubs fan. Luckily for the jobless, talentless, and unintelligent Cubs fan, Brian's sweat has the incredible power to heal all ailments, so while rounding the bases, Giles quickly wandered over to the dead fan, wiped the sweat from his brow and raised the young fan back from the dead.